The Horror, the absolute horror of this bowl makes my ass clench.LOCATION: By the entrance close to Reggae stage
Bowl: Dirty, small and no back to the seat lead to an uncomfortable experience. The automatic flusher is a nice touch so that you don't have to touch anyone else's fecal residue. 0/5
Area: Rather cramped and again it is quite dirty, I mean look at that floor. Besides that, what you don't see is are the flies that fly around you which is a sure sign of a place where I can not get comfortable to do my business. 0/5
Intangibles: The shelf behind the toilet is a nice touch so you can rest your beer (as pictured above) and it could be used for a nice magazine rack if it were located at a bar/restaurant that did such things. The pole is not pleasant especially if you are drunk and look to it to regain from a drunken stumble as it could lead to splinters. The door (not pictured as I was walked in on by a person who worked at this establishment which forced me to flee quickly) was not flush with the walls which led to some sight lines for people to peak in on you, again uncomfortable. Finally, this is an outdoor bathroom close to a bar area (about 10 feet away from a bar) which is fine but the outer door (again not pictured) has opening at the top and bottom so if you are blowing ass you could also be blowing your chances with the hot girl at the bar, not fun. 1/5
Final Verdict: There really are no pluses here and way to many negatives so please hold it in. Is it worth the embarrassment or feeling dirty for sitting on this tattered throne when there are so many dark alley ways you can pop a squat in?
1 comment:
ROTFL!! So true! My hub and I stop at Seacrets every Summer. I'm basically a beer drinker and as usual, it didn't take me long for my bladder to get full. LOL, I never sit on the seat, so I stooped and out popped an odorless, but none the less very loud fart!! I could have died right there. I prayed no one heard it. I'm just lucky it didn't smell, hee hee. Fortunately no one seemed to have noticed the gas explosion. I was lucky, LOL!!! Anyway, your story was hilarious!!
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