My Bathroom

There she is, the throne in my bathroom. The question here is if she is worth your ass time? So let's take a look at what we have here.

Bowl: A little dirty and kind of small for the larger asses out there. Also it doesn't seem to have been installed properly and any shifting by the user from one ass cheek to the other will lead to the bowl slightly moving. If cleaned up I give it a solid 2 out of 5 rating.

Area: All you have to do is look at the orange walls to realize that I rent, not that there is anything wrong with that. The floor is also a little dirty and could use a bit of cleaning. No toilet paper at the time of this photo but that problem has been since resolved. Finally let's take a look at the elephant in this tiny room, you are squeezed into your area which does not lend kindly to a relaxing time doing your business. Even if cleaned and with the TP roll replenished its still a substandard and uncomfortable area to use, 1 out of 5.

Intangibles: The smell in this room is decent so you aren't chased out unless you do so by your own stink. The real thing that helps this bowl standout from the rest is the back of the bowl library, Sports Illustrated, Gourmet, Rachel ray, Fantasy Football Mags, Men's Health, Runners World and a god damn cook book make this section second to none. 5 out of 5


Final Verdict: Not exactly the greatest of shitters but it is easily an In and Outer and depending on how you feel about the reading material provider could be a Bring the Paper kind of bowl.