Bridget's Public House: Staten Island, New York

You can't use a new bowl in an old shit box.


Location: Across from bar, before steps

Bowl: Looks brand new. Look at that shitter it is gleaming. 5/5

Area: From the above picture you would think that it wouldn't be too bad. Unfortunately some pictures lie, behold the horror...















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No paper towels,I think the bottle next to what appears to be a bug trap is soap, something that appears to be a bug trap, a urinal that would give you a shy bladder and just an overall feel of a campsite bathroom. I wouldn't go to the bathroom with your equipment in here. 0/5


Intangibles: So shitty you are forced to go home, thus ensuing you don't spend too much money or get too drunk. So it's got that going for it. 0/5

Final Verdict: For all it's solitary plus of actually having a clean bathroom, the fact that it is disgusting forces you and everyone else you know to HOLD IT on this one. Of course this rule doesn't count for me since I have used it numerous times and I never felt quite right after doing so.

More on Shea Stadium

Before the game started last night I needed to relieve myself so that I wouldn't need to during it. So I walk into the bathroom expecting hell and nasty cramped old school urinals when I see the most amazing urinal.


Look at that beautiful piece of porcelain. Shining white and it is extra large and juts out more from the wall making it like a basket to not only keep all pee in the urinal but it also avoids unsightly splash back. I needed to do know more about this fascinating new urinal so I hit the Internet.

Jackpot! Apparently it is a waterless urinal, which means it is also good for the environment AND it keeps away odor. I hope to run into this type of urinal again in my travels, a pleasure to pee in.