Luxor: Las Vegas, Nevada

What horror lurks in the shadows?

Location: By the exit of the More buffet in the lowest level of the casino.


Bowl: Ewww, what the hell is that? Is it fungus? Is it shit? Wait, is that fucking fungus? What the fuck is wrong with this place? 0/5

Area: Site lines are palpable, area isn't too cozy. Is it a fungus? 3/5

Intangibles: Just a blah bathroom put next to the buffet so that you don't shit your pants after stuffing your face. 0/5

Final Verdict: There is fucking fungus in the toilet and no this wasn't a single instance either as I saw it in every stall except for one...that one had a log of shit in it. For your future health please Hold it until you get either upstairs or to another casino, it is worth shitting your pants for.

Treasure Island: Las Vegas, Nevada

An Atlantic City bathroom at Las Vegas prices.

Location: Closest bathroom to second floor entrance.


Bowl: Some images can be misleading, take the first picture. It looks like a nice little toilet in which to rest your ass from the beating it has taken from gambling.

Some images are not misleading, like the picture above. This is the same toilet pictured above except now you can see how bad it is. What is that? Is that beer? Soda? Urine? Or is it something even more devious? 0/5

Area: The floor is sparkling, the site lines are minimal and the stall is a decent size. So it is pretty nice. 5/5















Intangibles: Above you will see the good and the bad when it comes to completing a bathroom. On the left we see the torso of a naked chick, no complaints there but unfortunately that disgusting pit on the right is their sink and who would want to wash their hands in that? Being as the sink is much more important than the art work, especially after you are done doing what you went into the stall to do, I am going to have to deduct some points. 1/5

Final Verdict: This bathroom would have been an easy bring a paper but instead the cleaning crew took the night off and left us with an Aerial drop. Of course if the picture was of something more than a torso my mind might have been changed.