O'Sheas: Las Vegas, Nevada

The drinks are cheap so that you don't see the floor sober.

Location: The back of the casino located by the Burger King. why yes I did say Burger King.

Bowl: Clean, with some nice and shiny porcelain. Really something I would not have expected coming from a casino with cheap tables, Beer Pong tables and a Burger King. 4/5

Area: Huge, I mean look at that picture, it is only half thesize of the stall. You could probably fit a cot in there with ease. The only problem is that the floor is dirty but that is to be expected by a dirt casino. 3/5

Intangibles: Kind of blah, just a standard bathroom. The brown walls are kind of drab.


Final Verdict: Clean bowl, huge space to relax in while doing your business and overall just a solid throne room. Dare I say it, O'Sheas will get a highly respectable Bring a paper, hell bring the New York Times, you will have plenty of room to read it in.

Luxor: Las Vegas, Nevada

What horror lurks in the shadows?

Location: By the exit of the More buffet in the lowest level of the casino.


Bowl: Ewww, what the hell is that? Is it fungus? Is it shit? Wait, is that fucking fungus? What the fuck is wrong with this place? 0/5

Area: Site lines are palpable, area isn't too cozy. Is it a fungus? 3/5

Intangibles: Just a blah bathroom put next to the buffet so that you don't shit your pants after stuffing your face. 0/5

Final Verdict: There is fucking fungus in the toilet and no this wasn't a single instance either as I saw it in every stall except for one...that one had a log of shit in it. For your future health please Hold it until you get either upstairs or to another casino, it is worth shitting your pants for.

Treasure Island: Las Vegas, Nevada

An Atlantic City bathroom at Las Vegas prices.

Location: Closest bathroom to second floor entrance.


Bowl: Some images can be misleading, take the first picture. It looks like a nice little toilet in which to rest your ass from the beating it has taken from gambling.

Some images are not misleading, like the picture above. This is the same toilet pictured above except now you can see how bad it is. What is that? Is that beer? Soda? Urine? Or is it something even more devious? 0/5

Area: The floor is sparkling, the site lines are minimal and the stall is a decent size. So it is pretty nice. 5/5















Intangibles: Above you will see the good and the bad when it comes to completing a bathroom. On the left we see the torso of a naked chick, no complaints there but unfortunately that disgusting pit on the right is their sink and who would want to wash their hands in that? Being as the sink is much more important than the art work, especially after you are done doing what you went into the stall to do, I am going to have to deduct some points. 1/5

Final Verdict: This bathroom would have been an easy bring a paper but instead the cleaning crew took the night off and left us with an Aerial drop. Of course if the picture was of something more than a torso my mind might have been changed.

Vegas Week

Starting later today will be my week rundown on the very many casino bathrooms I hit over this past weekend. Saturday we will wrap it up with a final rankings on each.

This should be riveting if not revolting.

Rosie O'Gradys: 46th street Manhattan

So I guess what I am doing here is reviewing something that has already been reviewed?


Location: First floor, back of the restaurant by the kitchen.

Bowl: The fun part is, the toilet paper was not only covering the top of the seat but was also below it. Oh and this is what it looked like when I walked in! I was wondering why the guy who walked out of teh bathroom looked more ashamed than usual. As for what I think about it, well if this guy felt that the bowl was THIS disgusting how could I go against him? 0/5
Area: I like what they have done with the bathroom, the shelf by the sink is perfect for a beer and the mirror is lighted which is good because it is kind of dark. It's a large room, too small for raquetball but big enough to move a garbage can so you can play basketball while you are doing your business. However it has some dirty tiles and is dark so it will lose some points. 3/5

Intangibles: Has a deadbolt lock and a high powered hand dryer, I like a bathroom that cares for your privacy and for your hands to dry in less than 5 hours. 5/5

Final Verdict: It is a solid bathroom that suffers due to it's poor main attraction. This is strictly an Aerial Drop but if the toilet were in better shape this could be a highly abover average crapper.