It was a dark and scary bathroom but thankfully there was no shit monster located on the bowl.
Location: just passed the door that leads to the Beer garden
Bowl: While no toilet will ever be clean enough to eat off of this one isn't too bad. The fact that a previous urinator failed to flush should not detract from the cleanliness of this porcelain throne. 5/5
Area: Sight lines will almost always be a problem in public bathrooms it is as if the owners of these establishments want you to feel self conscious as you shit and this bathroom is no different. The bathroom also looks like it is being lighted to save energy, it is just a very dark bathroom which makes you feel as if you are shitting in a dirty gas station bathroom. So you get the feeling that someone is watching you while you shit in a dirty toilet and then you add claustrophobia into the mix due to how small the stall is, simply put this is not the best situation for which you can reflect on your day as you sit upon the pearly throne. 0/5
Intangibles: Nothing extraordinary here, just a plain old toilet stall. 0/5
Final Verdict: maybe if they put higher wattage bulbs in the bathroom and centered the toilet so that your leg wouldn't rub against the wall I could enjoy this toilet more. Hell, if they just turned up the lights I wouldn't have cared if the stall was cramped or not but they don;t and it is so this is an In and Outer.
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It was a bad day for the Killmeyer's bathroom. Its usually a little better. I have done the deed in there on better days and I'd say the bathroom is usually good enough to bring a paper. But on that day, I agree with your assessment.
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