Tropicana Casino and Hotel: Atlantic City, NJ

I believe there is a Kenny Rogers song about a bathroom like this

Location: Back of casino close to the penny slots, go figure

Bowl: As you can see from the video above, it appears that someone was so drunk they thought they could pull a double decker on a bowl with no tank on the back of it. The results...shot on the back of the bowl. Also the mettle appears to be rusted, or is that shit as well? 0/5

Area: underwhelming, tight, plenty of peep hole cracks which would have led to an uncomfortable session. 2/5

Intangibles: The soap was watered down, not just one of the soap stations either as I spent a great amount of time at this casino and all of them were like this. Besides that it was an average bathroom. 1/5

Final Verdict: I just figured out the title of the song is "The Gambler" and while he may have been talking about holding cards, when it comes to this bathroom you better just Hold It in.

Borgata Hotel, Casino & Spa: Atlantic City, NJ

Sometimes a beautiful picture from a far is ugly up close

Location: My hotel room on the 21st floor

Bowl: as the video shows, yellow piss stains mark a somewhat small bowl. Added bonus is that it is a low flow bowl making flushing it so much fun. 0/5

Area: It would have been better minus the hair and pee stain, this caused an issue because the toilet paper roll could not stay on it's holder so I may have wiped my ass with a hairy or piss covered piece of tp a few times. On a sunnier note, the toilet is in a separate area which is convenient if someone wants to take a shower or use the sink. 1/5

Inatngabiles: We asked them to clean the bathroom 3 times without andy action taken by the staff. We found makeup on a towel but there was a phone in the throne room! 1/5

Final Verdict:This is supposed to be a nice Casino especially by Atlantic City standards but when you want to use a toilet seat protector you know that you are better off just holding it until you can find a cleaner one at another casino.

Stella Marina Restaurant: Asbury Park, NJ

Why did I forget my Camera?

I apologize for a lack of pictures, I will try to not let that happen again.

Location: Second floor

Bowl: Covered in shit, literally. I went in to use the facilities only to see that someone had actually shit on the toilet bowl seat. 0/5

Area: Besides the shit covered seat it was a very clean bathroom. It was a bit cramped and you may have to brush asses with the person using the urinal which led to me being unable to do my business anywhere. Dimly lit as well. 3/5

Intangibles: Hostesses were hot but bitchy. For more on that see this.

Final verdict: It is hard to say anything besides Hold it considering the circumstances. If the toilet is cleaned I could give this an In and Out but we will have to wait for my next time there to see if that upgrade happens.